It’s Friday, Bush must be lying!

Check this out:

U.S. Southern Command, responsible for the prison at the U.S. naval base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, described for the first time five cases of “mishandling” of a Koran by U.S. personnel confirmed by a newly completed military inquiry, officials said in a statement.

In the incident involving urine, which took place this past March, Southern Command said a guard left his post and urinated near an air vent and “the wind blew his urine through the vent” and into a cell block.

It said a detainee told guards the urine “splashed on him and his Koran.” The statement said the detainee was given a new prison uniform and Koran, and that the guard was reprimanded and given duty in which he had no contact with prisoners.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee! And the air conditioning will blow it into the living room where it will land all over my boyfriend! TAXPAYER-FINANCED GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR EVERYBODY!!

Whew! Okay.

Well, there are a couple of issues here, obviously. Easiest, and therefore first, is the fact that the windblown pee-hurricane story is total bullshit. Second, surely I’m not the only one who is slightly disturbed by the fact that we’re about to have a big national debate about the horror of getting pee on a book (albeit a sacred book), when the clear implication is that pee accidentally got on the book in the process of it being intentionally sprayed on a person by one of our soldiers.

Finally, and maybe I’m going to be sent to Camp P-Ray myself for asking this, but…

Where do these fucktards get off expecting anyone to give them any kind of benefit of the doubt when these places are being run by people like Princess Derange-O and her little soldier buddies?

Does anyone think that this whacked out bitch wouldn’t “desecrate” a book? A BOOK? Hey America! Don’t sweat the book! Let’s worry about the desecration of human beings!

And oh yeah, one other question. How many “bad apples” do you need to “find” before you decide that this whole barrel isn’t really worth the trouble?


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