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The White House press grow a pair! According to BarbinMD over at DKos, today’s White House Press Briefing was a veritable buffet of bitch-slappin’!

MR. McCLELLAN: No, I’m not saying that. You’re putting words —

Q: — that that’s what’s happening.

MR. McCLELLAN: — in my mouth. I’m saying the focus ought to be on records and qualification and philosophy.

Q: I’m not putting any words in your mouth.

MR. McCLELLAN: Yes, you are. […]

Poor Scotty. I bet he cried himself to sleep, wanting more than anything to feel a man’s big, strong arms holding him tight. Maybe if Plamegate shakes out they way I imagine it will when I masturbate, he’ll get his wish. In prison. At least they won’t be putting words in his mouth anymore.

On the other hand, I’m impressed that it took the nation’s fine (over)supply of middle-brow student-government-dorks-turnedjournalism-major blowhards a mere five years to wake up and notice that they’re getting cornholed sans lube on a daily basis, and start to wonder how they, exactly, they ended up in this sling.

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