A New Slogan for the Great State of New Jersey

So, the garden state, the armpit of New York, the land where only the strong survive and the men are men and the sheep are nervous hosted a contest recently for a new state slogan. The results are still pending.

Here’s a few more in case those submitted aren’t accepted:

1. NJ: where even the dogs have attitude.
2. I got your mother fuckin’ slogan right here!
3. Fuck you and anyone who looks like you.
4. Hey other states, what are you looking at?
5. You’ze guys suck!
6. Come take your chances in New Jersey.
7. New Jersey: All Bon Jovi, All Springsteen, All high hair.
8. The blue state trash of the east.
9. We got more former gay governors, mobsters and malls per square mile then you do.
10. NJ and You, imperfect together.
11. And for Res: Don’t fuckin’ mess with Joisey.

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