Triple Whopper

Say it ain’t so. Oh, but it is:

I was driving back from the dinner tonight when I looked over on Fannin Street and saw something freakish. The sign at Burger King read: “We have the Tripple Whopper Now”.

When did we go from the Jr. Whopper to the Tripple Whopper?

This is the reason that Nell Carter was too much woman for any man and half of America is obese. The triple Whopper goddamit.

The triple Whopper is not listed on BK’s website yet, but the double with cheese is a powerful 1,060 calories.

For the love of goat milk people!


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