Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas For the Girls

Girls, it’s a pretty simple combo for the man in your life:

Order one extra porky pork meal from the local Thai or pizza place near the house.

Then go to his favorite local baseball, football, soccer, etc. team’s website. You know, a huge waste of his time, kind of team like the Boston PATHETIC Red Sox and order two bleacher tickets for some weekend in May. He should go with his friend that weekend, because he should enjoy the game and not you dumping all over it!

Finally, put clean linens on the bed and allow him to work the remote control or pick the movie from the rental place that night.

Extra points for the girls who actually care about what they wear that evening on the clean linens.


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