Porn Star Names

If AG were a porn star, the following names would be serious contenders on the list of potential screen nams:

Amber Ashley Waves

Genesis Riley

Raven Kincannon

Selena Pink

Sara Moist

 

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19 Responses to “Porn Star Names”

  1. midniter Says:

    I’m voting for Sara Moist.

  2. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    I am a fan of Genesis, myself.

  3. YJA Says:

    My mom taught me that your porn name consits of your middle name then your current street name.
    My Porn Name… Patrick Jarvis

  4. The Uncanny Canadian Says:

    You’re definitely an Amber Ashley. I think we need to do some work on your last name, though. What about Amber Ashley James?

  5. Gavin M. Says:

    Eamon Sturmash.

    It would be a graveyard smash.

  6. madamerouge Says:

    Donald Alexander.

    Great. A boring pr0n name.

    It can also be your first pet’s name coupled with the street you first lived on as a child. In that case…

    Ace Eccleston

    (equally boring)

    I wish Flesh Gordon was available.

  7. Res Publica Says:

    Sitton McCock

  8. Brando Says:

    The pet/street one for me yields (I’m not kidding)…

    Pokey Monroe

    I’ve written a couple of bits with a character who’s screen name is Cock Hudson (star of the film Howard’s Rear End).

  9. Res Publica Says:

    You have a pet named “Pokey”?

  10. blue girl Says:

    Mine then would be:

    Renee Gatewood

    OR!!!!

    Woody Long Avenue!!!!!!!!!!

    You know every time I click over here — i want to eat that donut, dammit!!

    This diet is starting to really stink.

  11. midniter Says:

    I liked Woody Long…but I had a thing for blondes back then.

    Sorry the diet is sucking, Blue. I totally feel your pain. Today’s workout involved upper body and abs. Can I tell you how laughable it is for me to try to do a pull-up?

  12. blue girl Says:

    When I went to school — boys did pull ups and girls — for some reason — just had to “hold” themselves up above the bar. Your chin just had to stay above the bar for as long as possible. And your arms would start shaking, uncontrollably! Humiliating! So, Midniter — I totally feel your pain.

    HEY EVERYONE! (Although Midniter and AG always show how much they love me) — Come on over to blue girl’s and tell me if you like the new look!

  13. Brando Says:

    Yes, Res, Pokey was a basset hound, and I lived on Monroe Street.

  14. midniter Says:

    This whole pull up thing is ridiculous. And we have this reverse pull up machine where you stand on a bar and pull yourself up from that and you can set the thing to either help you a lot or just a little bit. It’s a totally crazy contraption and I’m surprised that it hasn’t toppled over on me.

    And everyone should go check out BG’s new look…I’m loving it.

  15. blue girl Says:

    Thanks Midniter…nothin’ but love for ya.

  16. Chuckles Says:

    Heavy Petting version:

    Blackjack Raymond

    Boring Diplomat version:

    Howard Raymond

  17. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Your middle name is Howard? Man, your parents hated you as much as UC’s parents hated him.

  18. Chuckles Says:

    Yeah, I am the only child not named Biblically. I also seem to be the meanest one in terms of revenge and in general, I guess. Biggest temper, ego, iq, what’re you gonna do?

    In another perspective, I am named after a family member who was a very succesful prosecutor in Illinois. So that makes it seem far less damienesque.

  19. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Your ego is too big and not in a good way.

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