Copyright Infringement

Pinko Punko, we found this little gem over at Tony’s site.  You did not obtain permission to copy this information.  You are being charged with copyright infringement. We will see you in court.  (Fucking “academics”):

Tony,

That AG has a bug in her bottome:

Listen to this:

“Dear Dr. Punko:

Your recent comments on this board have been brought to our attention. We consider your verbal statements to be a threat to the intellect of this blog. Let us begin with a concern regarding your spanking comment. Is this truly the kind of person you are? You hit to deal with your own issues of disappointment and frustration? Rather than address your short comings, you inflict violent acts of behavior on others in a vain attempt to assert power on to others. Perhaps you should work on yourself and become a better person to those around you. Violence is neither a solution nor an answer.

With regards to munching Doritos, unlike you, AG and PR do not support evil cola empires like Pepsi Frito Lay. Nor did PR or AG ever confide or give us reason to believe they consume such products. You should reference check before you make baseless claims, as this is an academic site of high integrity and quality. In that regard, if Pop Star were to dine with AG, they would likely enjoy a nice organic salad and perhaps a lovely slice of bread over some fine wine. If this kind of dining experience is agitating someone or seems offensive to you, by all means let us know because couples on dates across America are certainly committing this kind of crime as we speak. The Attorney General of the United Republic will be contacted at once. We want to do all we can for this fine nation to ensure a safe and healthy means by which food is consumed. We certainly do not condone the slaughter of piglets which keeps some foreign nations destitute and causes medical concerns in those who consume tainted and/or poorly cooked products.

The mere fact that you are here at this site suggesting you’ll un-ban AG in a manner, whereby you are exerting your self proclaimed ‘power’, is evil in and of itself. Power is not a good thing. Self proclaimed power can be damaging and detrimental to a growing republic and it will not be tolerated. If you feel the need to assume power in an unearned and unjust manner, please feel free to visit Sean S. or manlymen.org. You are likely to find comfort in those that will surround you in those lands.

Dr. Punko, we at RoD will no longer partake in your misdoings. We are proclaiming a world free of hate, intolerance and Pinko’s violence. We do not believe in violence nor do we should support Corporate America (i.e. Hershey’s Corporation and their candy products or the cola organizations, to name a few) in a poor attempt to gain much needed nutrients. We do not believe in making assumptions about alternative lifestyles. We do not instruct others on how to live their lives beyond what we have shown to be effective and positive for the public’s health and well being.

We also do not accept your comments about Midniter and spanking. Midniter has neither endorsed nor has he spoken with us about whether he spanks or enjoys it. In fact, to make this kind of assumption, one wonders what kind of moral fiber you come from and what kind of mind brings this up on such a family values site. Perhaps, you should see a mental health professional to address your concerns with others sexuality and your possible affiliation with homosexuality. We support your right to be gay. However, we do not support your assumptions about others sexual practices.

We thank you for your comments and fear that unless you work towards reducing your hostilities and living a more cleanly lifestyle, the doggies of RoD will not be throwing you any milk bones.

-The Management”  

 

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36 Responses to “Copyright Infringement”

  1. Pinko Punko Says:

    I’m just playing good cop to your bad cop.

  2. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Save it for the judge.

  3. midniter Says:

    How did I get dragged into this?

  4. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Because Punko made smart acre comments about spanking and mentioned you. Don’t worry love, you gets lots in the settlement. We can then go to Disneyland with the kids.

  5. midniter Says:

    Oh…well, it’s worth it then.

  6. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    That’s what I’m sayin’. 🙂 Was there ever any doubt I had you covered?

  7. pop renaissance Says:

    YOU ARE FUCKED, PUNKO.

  8. mitz Says:

    let’s try for the 1000 time to post a comment….and….drum roll please…..

  9. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    HOORAY HUR-AH! I’ve missed ya Mitz!

  10. Pinko's L4wY3r Says:

    Your Honor, I submit that this was merely an unfortunate understanding borne of Adorable Girlfriend’s inability to moderate her crack-cocaine intake. Furthermore, let the record state that Dr. Punko spanks people only with riding crops, and only when they ask for it — as in instances where the subject of the spanking leads him on, or is wearing a short skirt.

  11. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    teh, you know that’s a damn lie.

    I may like the nose candy, and I am not saying either way, but there is ABSOLUTELY no way it was crack. No way.

    The case involves the notion that he likes boys, so it’s not about skirts.

  12. Chuckles Says:

    Oh yes it is.

    And we know you love the blow.

    Or is that ‘to blow’?

    UC, can we get a ruling?

  13. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Chuckles, I learned something along time ago during Psych rounds (Shut up, I was allowed out of the unit each day with MY key), people who talk about sexual things in public are the most unlikey to be getting those.

    Don’t hate that PP gives UC the hummer.

  14. The Uncanny Canadian Says:

    Yeah, as if. I’m not touching that with a ten foot pole. In fact, I’m not touching any of this. I live in a world where people try to get along and where they keep lawyers out of it whenever possible. It’s all part of the professionalism training I was given yesterday, as mandated by Brigham and Women’s Hospital lawyers.

  15. pop renaissance Says:

    uc learned his lesson last time, when pinko got us ALL in trouble.

    i work in a law firm – a life without lawyers would be HEAVEN.

  16. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Said BWH employee should re-read the comments. Perhaps AG was talking about SUV Hummers since PP wants the one out of his town. Maybe said “scientist” and “academic” should spend a little less time grooming his profession and more time grooming his science and facts.

    And P.S., UC. Sure. How’s that pre-nup working out for ya? I guess it’s not possible when you’re padding the Canadia funds.

    I think Pop “thinks” he works in a law firm with the way they are always having to save his arse every time he gets busted for his illegal activities.

  17. The Uncanny Canadian Says:

    I was replying to Chuckles question. Somehow your post came up after I finished my little delicate sidestep.

  18. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    OK, UC. We’ll believe you this time. 🙂

    Now please get ready, because we’re meeting in less than an hour.

  19. pop renaissance Says:

    “I think Pop “thinks” he works in a law firm with the way they are always having to save his arse every time he gets busted for his illegal activities.”

    i’ve got 3 words for you: legal medical marijuana.

    puff on that for a minute.

  20. teh l4m3 Says:

    Character witness: Believe me, if Pinko was really into boys, I would have had him bent over the sink in Kimo’s bathroom in less than 5 minutes. I’m that good. I can attest with confidence that he is perfectly hetersexual, albeit slightly less than heteronormative.

  21. pop renaissance Says:

    “Character witness: Believe me, if Pinko was really into boys, I would have had him bent over the sink in Kimo’s bathroom in less than 5 minutes. I’m that good.”

    i dare ONE of you to challenge this.

  22. teh l4m3 Says:

    The defense rests — BOO-YAH!

  23. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    We’ll need to speak with at least five men who teh supposedly had within “5 minutes of being in Kimo’s”.

  24. midniter Says:

    I think we should demand pictures as well, AG.

    And I’m not sure that any of ya’ll are man enough to be able to give me a spanking. I’m just sayin’.

    For the record, I like it barehanded, no riding crop needed.

  25. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    The only one man enough is Pop and I suspect AIF could do it too. YJA and Jimmy got it going on, but the prize belongs to Pop and AIF.

    Oh yes, our lawyers will want pictures. First we have to identify these supposed men.

  26. Brando Says:

    I have to hand it to teh, he was more convincing than Joe Pesci in Fred Gwynne’s court. And I think “slightly less than heteronormative” should be the new 3Bulls tagline.

  27. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Convincing? He made one statement. That neither makes him an expert witness, nor a jury pleaser. We need depos and pictures to confirm his statements.

  28. almostinfamous Says:

    the new 3bulls tagline should be “we’re down more than we’re up!!”

    that site is dead, like a goldfish in a piranha tank.

    PS: no spanking except by request.

  29. teh l4m3 Says:

    “Oh yes, our lawyers will want pictures.”

    Need we, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, any further proof that in fact, AG is an agent of the VRC?

  30. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    The concern is not what AG did or does. Stay on track, teh, teh.

    What do you need to go to 3B! for. They got nothing we don’t, plus we don’t waste your time talking about pork and baseball.

  31. pop renaissance Says:

    “the new 3bulls tagline should be “we’re down more than we’re up!!””

    oh SNAP!

    “…AG is an agent of the VRC?”

    better than an agent of the vdpd.

    “The concern is not what AG did or does. Stay on track, teh, teh.”

    i do believe, sir, that you have been TOLD.

  32. YJA Says:

    mmmmmmmm Doritos

  33. Demogenes Aristophanes Says:

    Jesus Christ you people are incestuous. Stanley Kurtz warned me about shit like this.

  34. Pinko Punko Says:

    Guess what cobags, you can’t kill us, and if PP ever turns to teh gay it will be AG that drove him to it. She’s got the golden touch baby!

    What is it 2 for 2, 3 outta 4?

    Just kidding, Three B is about the love of cookies, Midniter’s included- and he could have swirled his donger in the dough and it probably wouldn’t have mattered, they were that good.

    That’s for the vote of “confidence” for that you get one free BJ from Three Bulls!

    Although you might have to try Prof. Booty for that!

    I remember when these internets were about snarky and creative comments, going above and beyond, but now, due to a force none of us can control, a force so dominant, a veritable bull in a china shop, we are in a 300 lb tub of junior high tater tots. AWESOME!

  35. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Anything you say could and will be held against you in a court of law.

  36. midniter Says:

    Pinko…shhhh…don’t give out all of my baking secrets.

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