Golly, we t’aint ne’er met no Presnits befer!

Well, Dear Reader, it will no doubt shock you to learn that NPR has sucked it again!

NPR is so thoughtfull and well-balanced!

Morning Edition journalism majors sucking the president’s tiny cock in a thoughtful, well-balanced manner. Wirey glasses added for enhanced sensitivity.

Emphasis: Outside of the effete, corrupt beltway, out where the real Americans live, people still love President Bush. In fact, this bunch of rubes loves him so much, they’re practically crapping themselves because their king president might drive within several blocks of their houses on his way to another rare audience town hall session with hand-picked Republicans the people outside of the palace White House.

100% not mentioned: Some of the lowest approval ratings of any modern American president, according to polls conducted among actual non-hand-picked Americans (the vast majority of whom do not live “inside the beltway”).

I mean really, I was just waking up, so maybe I missed something. Can someone tell me if this story did ANY THING ELSE but accept and extend the “popular president hearts talkin’ to the people” meme that the White House is pushing with this little public relations stunt to begin with?


5 Responses to “Golly, we t’aint ne’er met no Presnits befer!”

  1. fulsome Says:

    Excellent photo choice again, Res.

    Why does the press corps hate america?

  2. Res Publica Says:

    Thanks, it’s some guy who’s permission I totally don’t have to use that picture. He has a blog on (surprise!) LiveJournal

  3. Chuckles Says:

    You mean that isn’t teh?

  4. Pinko Punko Says:

    Does it look like a muysterious lumberjack?


    Not teh.

    I made the word muysterious up. I think it fits.

  5. Res Publica Says:

    Teh is burly and manly and 7′ tall and hung like an elephant. Oh, did I type that?

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