Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One…

 

A native walks into a bar in Dublin.  He sees a beautiful  blonde American girl. Bashful but looking and liking, he approaches the woman.  He politely asks her, “Pardon me, are you Irish?”  Wanting to show Ireland’s finest that Americans are nice people, she replies with glee, “Why yes, I am.”  To which he responds, “How would you like a wee bit more in you tonight?”

Happy Get Drunk and Sing with Irish Boys Named Mike or Steve from Long Island Day!

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2 Responses to “Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One…”

  1. Res Publica Says:

    Meh. May a thousand middle fingers stand erect at “Saint” Patrick’s day. Just a bunch of drunks trying to cheapen and commercialize my birthday. There’s a war in this country, and it’s a war on Resmass.

  2. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Note, I did not call it “Saint” anything. I get drunk with the Long Island boys is about all I ever knew it to be.

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