Songy McVideopants

Guess what the World’s Best Boyfriend got the world’s best President of the Republic of Dogs for his birthday!?!

I’ll tell you later. Right now I have to go do this dance for a while:

now I can be a faceless cutout like the rest of you!

Well….okay. In my case, it’s more like this dance:

GOD I'm fucking AWESOME!!

But whatever. I can now carry all my porn in my pocket.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, World’s Best Boyfriend deserves some “quality time”.

Any by “quality time”, I mean “oral sex”.

Sweet dreams!

22 Responses to “Songy McVideopants”

  1. Gregor Samsa Says:

    I thought that you and WBB were having fightclubs? I see that all is well now. Ain’t love grand?!

    Congratulations on the video iPOD. I’m really curious about them but having forked out for the regular iPOD (which I love) a few years ago I’m loathe to spend more money.

  2. Kitty Kattwood Says:

    Congrats to WBB on the Oral Sex too.

  3. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Res, I love ya, but do need to know about the oral sex?!!

  4. Res Publica Says:

    You’ll know about what I tell you to know about, Christina! Just kidding. I was giddy with iCitement.

  5. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Who is Christina? And I cannot believe I cannot edit my comment to say “we” between but and need.

  6. Pinko Punko Says:

    So I saw this chunkloaf driving her car with her fuckign iPod on, and I thought to myself, that’s actually more degrading that a white hot nuclear inferno of even gay iPod sex, and I also thought of this post because I was all “the thing that should be driven with an iPod is Res’s slimjim/love helicopter throttle” destination “degradation”, population some “beef toy”

  7. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Pinko just wanted to talk about Res Publica’s beef toy, so he made up the worthless story about some girl in her car.

  8. almostinfamous Says:

    ipods are for losers. i chose to not conform to society’s expectations by purchasing a weird korean music player for much less than the ipod AND i can now play WMA’s that the ipod pretends to not know.

    wait.. WBB gets you an ipod, and all he gets is oral?

    what a gyp!

  9. Res Publica Says:

    No, that’s not ALL he gets, but I didn’t want to kill the straight people with hot gay sex details.

  10. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    And let me tell you, this str8 person appreciates that. And for the record, I don’t want to hear about str8 sexual details either.

  11. Pinko Punko Says:

    I don’t make up stories. I think the prevaricator needs to tend to her own house. That story did happen, and I thought of Res’s b-freinds nob because the last two things relating to an iPod that I had seen were a) cobag in car and b) Res proclaiming he can be bought with candy.

  12. Pinko Punko Says:


  13. almostinfamous Says:

    isn’t being able to be bought by candy part of ANY presidential job description?

  14. Res Publica Says:

    I love that my blog forced you to think of my boyfriend’s nob. What a sublime level of degradation! And yeah, I was listening to my iPod while I did it!

  15. Pinko Punko Says:

    I know, just when I thought that the degradation before was constant, I realize that there is an entirely new realm of constancy yet to be tapped.

  16. Res Publica Says:

    You’ve only been degraded in 3 dimensions. The Republic is branching out into string theory, so there will now be 10 amazing dimensions in which to degrade you (although, admittedly, some of them are very, very tiny).

  17. mdhatter Says:

    all this degradation makes me hungry for pork sandwiches and Take5.

  18. Res Publica Says:

    Nice, mdhatter. Real nice. Would you like to twist the knife, or was it enough to stab me in the back with it?

  19. Pinko Punko Says:

    md is a true 3B! aficianado.

  20. Res Publica Says:

    …which is Italian for “cobag”

  21. blue girl Says:

    Will somebody please write something? I’m bored.

    Oh, you say I could write something? Well, I’m doing that now and it’s boring me to death.

  22. Pinko Punko Says:


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