Response to Wimp Pimp


Pinko Punko decided to post about AG today.  Instead of wasting her time posting at a useless site like 3Cobags, AG’s response is below: 

I can put whatever web address I want, ass monkey.  It’s not my job to make it easy for YOU.  If I wanted to color in the lines and play by rules I’d become a Republican or even worse, Pinko Punko. If you like being unoriginal, that’s fine.  I however opt for a life of mystery and suspense.  Mix it up.  Follow some rules sometimes and not at other times.  For example, does everyone need to know where my blog home is?  Better yet, maybe they can learn to think outside the box. Google has way of telling you who is peeing your name around the Internet.  Perhaps something more interesting like is your fancy.  Either way, you might find out who is trying to take you on in some messed up; I can have more hits to my profile, lame game.  Better still, you can do the research and find the true home of your blogger of interest.  Imagine that, a little research can expand your skills and mind. You might actually learn more than you hoped to.  All at no extra cost. Just by knowing AG.

Honestly, do you just give it all away? Is that the kind of cobag you are? Do you feel the need to insult others by making it easy for people? Dumb it down for them. Like they are not on your level.  You think they might not be able to figure out My Search?  Perhaps that is the kind of unrespectable, Ivory Tower, esoteric, elitist, liberal “blogger friend” you are.  AG believes in the people and their talent.

Perhaps it’s not that or a combination of ‘Oh, here I am. I am Pinko Punko — look at me’! Is it that you need everyone to come to your blog to feel good about yourself f? Here’s my address. Love me! I am so kewl.  Yet, never being about anyone else.  Do you need to blog to validate yourself? To make pork snorkel friends? To feel connected to teh gayz? Only you and your therapist can answer that Mr. Punko.  Only you and her.

Whatever it is, leave me out of your therapy sessions. If indeed this is how you do it, fine.  AG selects a life of challenge and astute research.  Make the true followers work a little hard for their love.  AG gives out love, not validation, my dear.  Love is work and work is love. 

Unlike you, I don’t need to follow rules or use any web address at all.  I feel sorry for you that you need that kind of scripted material. I don’t need or wish to be like everyone else.  I am happy with who I am and marching to my own drummer. Playing it coy and silly now and again.  Straight and serious later and maybe fantastic tomorrow. If you need to conform like everyone else, again that’s your issue, not mine.  Blogging about your obvious jealousy of my kewl factor only proves how little you have in your blogger pocket (besides your, on never mind, it’s too easy).  Talk it over with your therapist later tonight.

Finally Pinko, don’t try to tell me what to do.  You are not President of anything.  Especially not AG. 

And that’s handing a Ph.D. his small pocket rocket, ladies and boys.

P.S. Maybe if Pinko were getting oral sex like Res, he wouldn’t be blogging all the time.  You know, perhaps like the phantom blogger, UC. (Love you Schmoopies).


29 Responses to “Response to Wimp Pimp”

  1. F. M. Asshat Says:

    Best post evah! You go girrlfriend! I like to sniff asses!!!!!!!!!111  Especially Pinko’s. 

  2. teh l4m3 Says:

    See, he should have done something classy, as opposed to repeating the charges in public, as I am doing now.

  3. F. M. Asshat Says:

    Oh Nice now teh is taking on Pinko.

  4. F. M. Asshat Says:

    More edits of comments? What’s up with that?

  5. Geenie Cola Says:

    um, wow, that’s too much.

  6. Capt. Trollypants Says:


    Munchwagon Control getting it on, xoming strong-3B eat it cobags!123sz

    did my comment get edited too?

  7. Res Publica Says:


  8. Yosef Says:

    Thanks for leaving the trackback at 3B! so I could find this post!

  9. Capt. Trollypants Says:

    and the sneaky trackback was screwed up too- MORE LESSONS learnd HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH


    Love hwat you’ve done with the place!! AG Roolz Res Droolz!!!

  10. Res Publica Says:

    No one is supposed to edit comments except me, and I have never done so. The other contributors should not be able to edit comments, according to my understanding of the relationships of permissions to roles in WordPress. Therefore, is someone edits your little comments, please email at at respublica at republicofdogs dot net.

  11. YJA Says:

    AG – You’re scary mean sometimes…or is it “The PMS”?

  12. Chuckles Says:

    I love how AG riffs incoherently and then claims that she has ripped someone a new asshole.

  13. Pinko Punko Says:

    I thought it was funny. I was actually baiting Teh, though. Sheesh. Also I hate getting “Page Unable to Load”

    Res, I wonder is Asshat was being meta about the comments being edited, I mean he doesn’t even know how to do an exclamation point, so he might not really be certain what he wrote.

  14. Gregor Samsa Says:

    Naw, he’s too stupid to be meta. He just gets under AG’s skin in a bad way. He considers it a gift.

  15. Pinko Punko Says:

    I thought he was on her side, I didn’t even get it. I’m gonna edit him in a serious way.

  16. Gregor Samsa Says:

    He thought he was on AG’s side too but you know Asshat – there’s a huge disconnect between what he thinks and what is reality – so he ended up supporting your case more than AG’s.

  17. mdhatter Says:

    I’ll bet he drank both your cases though.

  18. Gregor Samsa Says:

    He’s such a bastard that way!!!!

  19. Gregor Samsa Says:

    BTW, the picture that goes with this post is more disturbing than Deana. I keep on wanting to take a hammer to my display.

  20. mdhatter Says:

    Deana wants your cookies

  21. almostinfamous Says:

    gregor, dude. have you seen the video?

    ever since i saw that i keep wanting to kick him in the nuts.

    what a douchemonkey.

    and thanks for reminding me of dena

  22. Pinko Punko Says:

    Did Deena even happen? I thought it was a nightmare.

  23. Res Publica Says:

    I love how the posts that get all the comments are always bullshit like this.

  24. Pinko Punko Says:

    You can’t manipulate the audience with quality. Besides, what can one say about quality. Yes, I agree, I am somewhat rational and that sounds correct. Let’s all have some cucumber sandwiches!

  25. The Uncanny Canadian Says:

    Mmmm, cucumber sandwiches. The only thing that may be yummier than that is a massive dripping roast beef sandwich from Kelly’s (topped with extra porky pork of course!).

  26. Pinko Punko Says:

    Look at Uncanny hijack me with his beef comment.

    Yeah, and when the mayo and sauce oozes off the back side. Fuhgeddaboutit. also when you are attacked by seagulls for your delicious onion rings!

  27. The Uncanny Canadian Says:

    I wasn’t in love with the onion rings, only because they needed some spiciness to complement the perfect deep frying. We didn’t end up going to Revere Beach (smart given that it was below 30 degrees these past few days), so no gulls to contend with. The meanest gulls I ever met were in Fisiherman’s wharf in San Fran. They attacked my calamari so vigorously, it’s a miracle I have digits left intact.

  28. mdhatter Says:

    no no Pinko, YOU cannot manipulate the masses with quality. Res can do it in spades.

  29. Res Publica Says:

    HA! mdhatter has just been named Minister of Cobag Affairs for the Republic of Dogs, in reward for his loyalty. That means he get’s a hefty cut of the profits from Pinko’s casino over at the 3Bulls! Cobag Reservation.

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