Steve-the-Monkey

 

AG is in love.  Love, love, love!  Mr. Cut and Paste himself has his boyfriend doing his dirty work these days.  Wait, Stevie Wonderless might have actually wrote his own post.  Or not.  Steve ranted today about Chuckles and Adorable Girlfriend at Shoot Sean and Camp-Save the Good Guys.  

He visits Chuckie’s blog to rip on Chuckie. Finding astute comments that would require him to look up pedestrian words like ‘plebian’ or ‘cobag’ or ‘inept’, he goes for what he believes to be the less arduous option.  He cuts and pastes AG’s call-out of Sean’s antics to Smarty Pants. He does a beautiful job cuting and pasting comments. Another fine job done by the munchwagons at S.A.L. (Simple and Lame).  In honor of Stevie, AG will do the same and put the little ass monkey to sleep once and for all.

 Steve Writes:

 I decided to read his blog and find the asanine quote of the day in here to share with you all when I found this comment to a post about Sean:

Adorable Girlfriend says: Smarty, Sean is this major, major cobag. His address: shootaliberal.blogspot.com. That pretty much says it all.

However, he likes to cut and paste others comments, doesn’t reference, edits his posts or comments to correct what you rip on him for and generally a sad guy.

The sad part is you know he’s working class like all the rest of us and hating on the good guys. Somehow having guns and killing people takes away the oppression for him. He could be a really good guy if he was more educated and hung about with better people then Tony from manlymen.org, Jermturd and Steve-the-ass-pirate.

Now, while the jury is out on just what exactly a “cobag” is, I can see that Adorable Girlfriend-like her buddy Chuckles-is nothing more than another run of the mill hate-filled lefty. Which explains her keeping the kind of company she keeps.

How does he come to determine that AG is hate filled? In fact, AG gave Sean credit.  It was Jermturd and Stevie-ass-pirate that she called on the carpet. What speaking truth that Sean cuts and pastes stuff, which he does or that Steve is a moron, which he is, is hate now?  If that’s how it’s determined then yes, almost all Democrats are hate filled because we don’t live in glass bubbles of lies.  Stevie can talk to his boy toy Delay if he has any questions on what it means to handle the truth.  Truth and hate are two very separate things.  Then again, love probably oozes from a site called, “Shoot a Liberal”.  Oh the humanity.  AG digresses…

Now, let’s look a little more deeply into her comment here.

She first calls Sean a cobag. A quick swing by urbandictionary.com says that a “cobag” is short for a colostomy bag. Or, if you’re from the South like I’m originally from, a s*%tbag. Last time I checked, Sean is neither a colostomy nor a s*%tbag. Since I’m sure that colostomy/s*%tbags can neither walk, talk, nor vote (and if they did I’m pretty sure they’d vote Democrat), he can be neither of these things.

Yes, they’d vote Democrat because they are intelligent unlike Mr. Pecan Pie.

Next she parrots the same ol’ Chuckles “cut-and-paste” line. Joy, oh joy! You see, we’re seeing the typical Democratic technique of “the talking point” here. It’s simply the old saying “if you say it enough then it must be true” being put to good (or in this case, evil) use. I think this is a case of Chuckles’ jealousy of Sean and his blog. Not only does it look better, smell better (a lot less patchouli), but Sean has three top-notch writers while Chuckles can only write about how he hates blogging drunk and how it’s Wal Mart’s responsibility to ensure the whole world has healthcare coverage. A pity. She also calls him a “sad guy.” I’ve known Sean for a while, and he doesn’t seem sad. He seems rather content and happy with his life.

Who are the three top notch writers? When we see some writers who actually can write and have anything meaningful to say, RoD would be happy to host a blogging spot for them.  Also, he might want to re-read AG’s use of the word sad and take two minutes to look up how the word can be used in the dictionary. 

Moving on now, she then begins a little leftist class warfare. While Sean, FM, and I are all three hard-working, middle-class Americans, we apparently are traitors to the working class because we hate on “the good guys.” I properly dissected and countered said message in Chuckles’ comments section like so:

AG loves how he pats himself on the back for his well done cut and paste dissection from the Chuckie-love blog.

Steve the Pirate said: You see, the “good guys,” as you label them, are for taking more money out of my pocket and giving it to people who are too lazy to get up and get a job. They’re not disadvantaged, they’re not downtrodden, they’re lazy. Plain and simple. The real “good guys” are the ones who cut my taxes so I keep more of my hard-earned money in my wallet, work to eliminate welfare and the socialist society it inevitably creates, and keeps nutbags from blowing up my family (don’t repeat the Michael Moore line that I’m not in any danger; I have a USAF base right in my backyard which any al Qaeda hoser would love to bomb).

Just in case you’re curious, that AF base is Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Fairborn, Ohio.

 I’m sorry, how has Bush or your OH pal, Dave Hobson reduced your taxes Stevie?  He’s right, the supposedly lazy people are the ones who are bankrupting America.  Let me see here, is it the $10.8 Billion that the Ohio State website boasts in 2004 that went to Ohio Medicaid programs that is bankrupting his state? Perhaps it was the war in Iraq that is estimated to have cost the Ohio taxpayer $7.8 BILLION during a two year period. 
Now of course Stevie will proclaim the war is costing him less so he wins the conversation.  He’d yell out again for us that it’s those deadbeats on Medicaid. All those lazy people, unlike him. Yes, the over 1 million children, the 24% of the total coverees who are blind or physicially disabled and those 500,000 adults, mostly moms who got duked by the patriarchy are the root of the problem. Those lazy little children going to school to learn math and grow up strong so they can go to  college, get educated and vote Democrat.  We’ll work on getting them jobs next week Steve-o.  Do you have any openings at a work wage at the radio station?

How many weapons of mass destruction (WMD) have been found in Iraq vs. how many lives were saved by physicians in Ohio?  One terrorist attack in all the years that the US has been a nation and suddenly $10.8 billion a year makes sense to him.  You know, because all the lives lost in Iraq make up for the approximately 3,000 lost in NYC.  Now there is some good rightmunchwagon thinking.  Bravo and G&D Bless America.

Then again some of those babies stealing his tax dollars wouldn’t have been born if education was made available to people, things like condoms and birth control pills were available and free and abortion was safe, afordable and available to all.  Yet, folks like Stevie are too busy taking those services away to free up money for the war and that 50 cents in tax reductions they are going to get.  Hey Stevie, how big was your tax reduction from your friends at the White House this year?  Maybe next year we won’t provide you healthcare.  Oh right, you probably get it at work. Another fine thing from your friends in Washington provide you because it’s a right off to your employer. 

        Moving on now.

Folks, it doesn’t stop there! She then opens full ad hominem as she not only accuses  Sean of being uneducated, but also accuses yours truly of being a homosexual. I can’t speak for Sean’s level of education, but I do know that Sean is one of the most intelligent men I have ever met. As for my sexual preference (it seems that Chuckles and his crew is obsessed with said sexual preference), you may want to ask my wife about that. Anyway.

AG didn’t accuse.  AG stated for the record. 

Furthermore, he’s so wingnut on this one. Yes, AG has a problem with sexuality.  AG is a non practicing lesbian. The mere fact that he needs his wife to “prove” his manhood unmasks his homophobia.  How taking his name and calling him an ass is homphobic, one has to wonder.   Is he not an ass and his name is Steve the Pirate? 

Yep, he is the most profound writer on the Internet right after THYCWOTI!  (He’ll have to look that up on Urban Dictionary too now).

Love that “anyway” is an argument now.  “Fuck You” is an argument.  Anyway is merely a word. Blue Girl will have to speak with her peeps in the rust belt.

As you can see, this is what we’re dealing with. This is why men like Sean, FM, and  myself are here, to keep you informed of not only what happens in the world, but to also show you the nature of the enemy-in all their hatred, moaning, crying, and foaming-at-the-mouth-in this ideological conflict. As long as they’re out there, we’ll be right behind them exposing them for what they truly are.

Oh yes, AG is the hate filled enemy.  Like good ‘ole Boston Creme Pie. It’s not his boys in Iraq anymore.  It’s AG. AG who packs heat, shoots people in the face and has two brats that drink underage.  Yes, AG is the moral bad fiber of society and is on the level with folks like Bin Laden.  I think Stevie should quit his job at the radio station and work for the FBI or CIA.  He clearly has the intelligence they could use down at these organizations.

We at RoD and all the Democrats are right here waiting to yet again prove why America is at risk.  The risk is not WMD, it’s Morons of Mass Destruction (MMD).  MMD would be Stevie and the monkeys he parades around with in a vain attempt to gain their manly powers back because clearly they don’t have any, especially in the intelligence and debating gene pool.  It’s really sad that these boys have the patriarchy and still have AG holding it for them while they try to piss. 

 

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25 Responses to “Steve-the-Monkey”

  1. mdhatter Says:

    Chuckles smells like Patchouli?

    i somehow doubt this notion.

  2. Chuckles Says:

    Yeah, so do I. The best part for me was when Steve-o claims that SeanS’ site look better. We use the same frigging template.

  3. teh l4m3 Says:

    So that’s the comment Smarty deleted…

  4. Pinko Punko Says:

    I have had it with those chunkwagons.

  5. Pinko Punko Says:

    Also, is there any possible way they could post a DISS without going to the dictionary?

    Don’t they know we WROTE the dictionary?

  6. almostinfamous Says:

    PP and co., here’s a capital idea. why not sell your services of dissing to these braindead morons so that fools and their money are parted so that they can accomplish their life goals of being hobos?

  7. blue girl Says:

    Oh my God — those guys do NOT know who they’re dealing with!!!

    😆

    Why they *even* think they’re in the same league as you guys is beyond me. And almostinfamous is right. Figure out a way to take their money. It’s the best revenge.

  8. blue girl Says:

    And the stupid cobags had to look up *cobags.*

    What a bunch of cobags.

  9. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    The worse part is that I had to write a diss at his level. I am more used to an articulate argument. Given his level of discourse and debate, I had to tone it down.

    That said, I appreciate where he is coming from. Again though, he doesn’t understand that the Republicans don’t serve his agenda. The $10.00 a check that tax cuts do for him doesn’t do anything. Especially if they have children in the public school system. He wastes time on the end bread slices instead of the loaf holders. They just continue to feed and assist those who oppress them. This is why I used to enjoy working in politics. Getting people to the point of understanding who was harming them.

    Sadly, Americans are less intelligent then ever before. Middle class and working class folks who vote for them prove this concept time and time again.

  10. plover Says:

    THYCWOTI?

    Two Half-stoned Yodelers Could Work Over These Idiots?

    Twee Hemicephalous Yaws-ridden Choadwhiffets Who Orangutans Think Inferior?

    I’m not even close, am I?

    *sigh*

  11. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Plover, you need a free blog at blogspot.com. We love you and want to be able to read more on your thoughts and wishes.

    THYCWOTI is from 3B! Visit our friends there. Though, we love your ideas of what it may mean. You get an honorary choad pin today.

  12. Brando Says:

    I expected to see some ownage, as was promised in Stevie Blunder’s headline, and all I saw was a bunch of limp cutting and pasting. It was like watching that scene in Boogie Nights where Marky Mark is all coked up and looking at himself in the mirror and saying what a big star he is, but he can’t get it up before going on camera.

    The tax argument is the funniest joke GOP teabaggers can tell. All Bush is doing is taking out cash advances on Uncle Sam’s credit card. It doesn’t take a Ph.D. in economics to understand that “tax and spend” is better than “don’t tax and spend Spend SPEND!”

  13. Res Publica Says:

    Oh my. Is that an actual cobag in that picture?

  14. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Yes, that would be Stevie-Small-Dick

  15. mdhatter Says:

    AG, I was hoping you over the toppedness was studied and not accidental.

  16. Yosef Says:

    AG is not a “run-of-the-mill” hate filled leftie!!

    She’s an extraordinary hate filled leftie!!!!!

    Am I really in the urban dictionary? PP showed me that you could google search THYCWOTI.

    Yes, plover, I am THYCWOTI.

  17. Claire Says:

    AG– I just read this article and it made me think of this post… I didn’t know the origins of “scumbag” before! http://www.slate.com/id/2139453/

  18. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Claire, I actually knew that one. The one that freaks me out is smegma. That one I didn’t know until a few years ago.

    Yo-You, aren’t you the cutest giving the AG the hard time. You’re so lucky you are THYCWOTI!

  19. Chuckles Says:

    My Dad won’t let me say scumbag in his earshot. He told me that definition last fall.

  20. plover Says:

    Yosef: Yes, plover, I am THYCWOTI.

    Oh dear, still? Weren’t you looking into the Washington Post’s clinical trials on the new treatment for that?

  21. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Now, AG can finally speak to something. There is alsmost no way to design a cohort study for THYCWOTI. We cannot do a randomized clinical trial because what would be the inclusion criteria? Even if we figured it out, what would be the intervention? Data analysis? Poor little stats team would quit. Too much work. Let’s just make a cancer drug and become rich and famous.

  22. Brando Says:

    Well, I’ve been reading Stevie’s updates over there (which I shouldn’t), and I understand much better how Bush got elected. I debated offering some rebuttals but he doesn’t really understand the whole concept of arugment, just the blog equivelant of covering his ears and saying “you said ass pirate” over and over again.

    And his concept of history and foreign policy is on the kindergarden level. It takes some serious effort to seem stupider than Dean Esmay or Powerline.

  23. plover Says:

    The thing about THYCWOTI trials is that they’re not reality-based. Actual data collection and analysis would taint the study. The Washington Post, basing their work on the scientific principles put forth by the Discovery Institute in the Kitzmiller study, has their editorial board using a double-blind* hiring policy designed to insure as little relevant information enters the process as possible. While it is not yet clear what range of THYCWOTI can be helped by this procedure, their initial work with box turtles was very promising.

    Also, the stats team appreciates your concern – though most of them have been hired away by the Heritage Foundation to work up a new approach to exit-polling.

    * That is: blind to both the qualifications of the applicant and the reputation of the paper.

  24. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Plover knows something that AG does. Plover, we should chat!

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