I Heart Craig’s List



Part of the experiment is trolling Craig’s List for ads by loser men.  AG always starts with the Jewish men first. This little gem was posted in the SJM section today:

Old world at heart yet urban, modern, and forward thinking. Crazy into cooking, wine collecting, and learning new things. If a dish can be prepared “the hard way”, that is the default for me. If you can appreciate someone who cures there own meats and grinds their own spices every meal, you may get where I am coming from. Generally laid and engaging with an irreverent Jewish sarcasm and quick whit of a Vaudevillian. I work totally around Indians, and there are no women on my floor. I like to go out, but I also want to get up at a reasonable time on the weekends. I am IT consultant with solid job and financially good. I have little desire to chase women around like was 25 at a bar.

I am looking for more of a woman than girl, no Boston attitude and willing to take risks on relationships and life. There’s no pretence to me and my intentions with any woman is sincere. I am done just hooking up with this girl that girl… She should be someone looking for something real and have honest expectations in life. She should have decent figure and be vixen in bed. Sexual compatibility is extremely important, as our general karma. Not looking for a one night thing.

Now, you have to go to the Craig’s List link above and see the picture he posted with the ad.  Not only would AG not sleep with this guy or anyone who looks like him, AG wouldn’t even ask UC to piss down his lungs if his throat was on fire.  Not only is he NOT a mensch, his mother was clearly not good at doing what Jewish Mommas do so well.

Just another reason to avoid straight men…


17 Responses to “I Heart Craig’s List”

  1. midniter Says:

    Is the fact that he’s posing with Ron Jeremy somehow supposed to impress women?

    Got your email, btw…just haven’t responded yet.

  2. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    AG is so over the whole porn thing. And soft porn! Don’t even get AG started. Why a man would think a woman would want to date him more by having R.J., another un-mensch Jew, is beyond AG’s realm of understanding.

    No worries Midniter! I am glad to see you are out and about on the blog. We miss you when you don’t stop by.

  3. blue girl Says:

    I hit the “discussion” button to read what I could read and it said, “Thanks for flaggin!” What does that mean?

    Hi Miditer! How are ya? How’s the exercise going?

  4. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    It means you reported the jerkwad to CL, which I also did. If I see idiots like that, I flag them. Then if enough people do it, the post is automatically deleted.

    Either that or you emailed him to tell him you want him bad!


  5. teh l4m3 Says:

    I still cannot fathom why AG does not put an ad out ISO long, sloppy, greasy, chewy, dank FORESKIN!!!1!!

    All the cool kids are doing it…

  6. midniter Says:


  7. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Teh, was that your ad that I read? I wondered what kind of sicko did that?!

  8. Chuckles Says:

    If you can appreciate someone who cures there own meats and grinds their own spices every meal, you may get where I am coming from. Generally laid and engaging with an irreverent Jewish sarcasm and quick whit of a Vaudevillian…

    There’s no pretence to me and my intentions with any woman is sincere.

    If you can appreiciate who invents their own cases and tenses, then by all means come by and bone me. After all, I have bang tens of chicks and that means I good at the sex. You must be, too, but I wants me a virgin whore goddess.

    PS. Must like porn.

  9. Brando Says:

    It would have been better if the ad was from Ron Jeremy.

    He’s looking for a vixen in bed and he has the quick wit of a Vaudevillian? Does that mean when he gets ready to have an orgasm, he hits you in the face with a pie?

  10. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    LOL Brando! That was something I’d expect out of MD Hatter or teh, teh!

    Chuckie — AG is anti porn. Soft porn is a real issue with AG. Let’s not go there. I also like how he used there for their. I mean, I know, he-ll-o, AG! But, in a personal Ad, I am getting 200 friends to proof it before I put it out there.

  11. Pepper Says:

    Take my foreskin – please.

    Oh, that was so bad. It was the vaudeville thing! I just thought catskills, then I thought … oh, nevermind. Though I will have trouble getting that line from teh out of my head.

    What’s up with soft porn? Is that in another post? Skinimax music makes me laugh. It’s all like Kenny G, but worse.

  12. YJA Says:

    Seems like a gay guy to me who likes ugly, fat, str8 porn stars. I really hope this guy is running an experiment too.

  13. almostinfamous Says:

    in the words of george carlin

    if you’re helping yourself, then why the hell do you need a book by someone else to do it???

    wouldn’t that be a book for help instead?

  14. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Oh AIF, we heart you!

    BTW, what the hell was up with your site? I tried posting over there yesterday and it wouldn’t open. Just crashed my computer twice.

  15. sirbarrett Says:

    What kind of experiment are we conducting here?

  16. almostinfamous Says:

    i dont really know what was up with my site as i barely managed to install a new theme and put it up before i crashed and burned and didn’t do anything all of yesterday.

    i did have a 600k image file as my header for a day or so… maybe your ‘puter didn’t like it so much. try again. it looks better. well, better than the orange splooey page anyway

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