Red Sox vs. Blue Jays

 

AG went to the Red Sox game last night at Fenway Park.  The Sox won 7-4, having Pap come onto the mound and save their asses in the 9th.  Why was AG at the game? Well, AG only goes to games for two reasons:

1. To route for the NY Yankees

2. To rip on UC when he cheers for the Sox as ‘his’ team, but then gets all high and mighty about being a canuck.

The game was amazing! Despite the players not having Kate Spade designed uniform and you have to pay $4.25 for a Diet Pepsi that is worth .75 cents, it has its moments.  During the first inning the Sox were hot.  Knocking ’em out of the ball park, Manny, well he’s being the goomba Manny that he is, we’re flirting with Willy Mo and Vernon surely sucks.  The guys in front of us are awesome.  They are few fraternity brothers from the area.  They are cute as can be and just having a ball.  It’s clear skies and fun.

Around the 7th inning stretch, this cobag walks by with a Jays shirt on. Maybe he’s 25 or so.  Cute Frat Boy #1 yells out as he walks by us, “Hey, Tampa Bay!”  The kid stops and stares blank for a minute, perplexed and distraught, then returns to walking.  Cute Frat Boy #2 says to his buddy, “Dood, maybe you should learn how to read.”  UC chases it under his breath with, “There’s a reason they put those shamrocks on the back of Sox hats.”

It was a classic Sox moment.  The Jays cobag was put in his place, you know, because only 33 percent of US citizens can identify Canadia on a map anyway.

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11 Responses to “Red Sox vs. Blue Jays”

  1. fish Says:

    Fenway Green with envy…

  2. almostinfamous Says:

    WILLY MO!

    i totally

  3. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Fish, even worse: tonight UC is at the O’s game at Fenway. Perhaps we can arrange a trade — UC and you at Fenway if he can see a Baltimore game in Baltimore with you.

    AIF, you naughty, naughty boy. You aren’t like Pinko, you like the girls!

  4. YJA Says:

    I did have an American boss that while speaking for the first time to the whole Canadian arm of the company refered to Canada as “Canadia”.

  5. almostinfamous Says:

    i do like the girls, but wily mo hit 2 HR in the only baseball game i went to watch last year.

    adam dunn hit 1 and it fell in the river, so that game is pretty well inscribed in my memory.

  6. Kevin Wolf Says:

    I’m hoping to catch a game or two this year. It’s been over a decade since I’ve seen the Sox. It’s just fun to get out there. (Otherwise, I never follow baseball.)

  7. fish Says:

    Camden Yards doesn’t suck at all. Particularly Boog’s BBQ Pit.

  8. Cute Frat Boy #1 Says:

    I do not refute the above statement. However, in my defense the colors of the Devil Rays and the Blue Jays are very similar. In addition, I was many beers deep at that point. Yes I was yelling the wrong team, but in my book they are all the same. It doesn’t matter what jersey you’re wearing unless it’s a Sox’s jersey. Once again, I am many beers deep and I found this ticket stub in my pants, with this website on the back of the ticket. I need to pack and head to the airport. Happy Cinco De Mayo.

    DK

  9. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    OMG, we love Cute Frat Boy!

    AG considers this to be the best blog comment ever!

  10. Pinko Punko Says:

    Where did you route the Yankees too? Hopefully someplace stinky.

  11. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    I know! I fixed it twice yesterday and apparently WP hates me!

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