Oh, but it gets better!


Round two with the hotel tonight.  AG gets back from dinner and seeing the J.A.P. Chronicles with Little Miss No Tipper. (Story about her for another time).  Head to room 309.  Oh nice, the key doesn’t work.  Great!  Schlep back to the front desk.  “Hi.  The key is working.”  Politely hands the woman the keys with the room number written down.  Snappy, “Your credit card doesn’t work.”  AG replies, “Doll, the card works.  It worked yesterday and the day before.  Try it again.”  Snappy rolls her eyes and presto!  Key works.  She codes AG’s keys.  This game is getting very old.

Just for shits and giggles, AG says, “Oh, I would like a 6 AM wake-up call.  Maybe tomorrow you can actually call me so I don’t miss my class tomorrow UNLIKE today.”

This is the last time that AG will stay at ANY hotel that is not part of the Hilton Honors or the Starwood Westin programs.  You just deal with ghetto drama if you do.  AG should never have to stay anywhere above 90th Street and nothing below a suite room.


6 Responses to “Oh, but it gets better!”

  1. Jimmy Says:

    Oh you just had to say Starwood Westin programs. Madamerouge will be coming in her pants.

  2. madamerouge Says:

    Non! Only “Eric Bana” and “Colton Ford” has that kind of power over me.

  3. Kevin Wolf Says:

    The graphic for this post is scaring me.

  4. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    The chances of Ahmed being alive by the end of the stay is beginning to scare him.

  5. Chuckles Says:


    More crap for your blog hole.

  6. blue girl Says:

    Thanks for the crap, Chuckles.

    Did you guys see the top 10 companies that give the most to the Republicans?

    Guess I know where I’m not going anymore.

    Also — just so you guys know — just in case. The exercise place called “Curves” — do you guys have them? They are a major supporter of the Religious Right — fyi. Just in case you have memberships.

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