Pretty isn’t it?  Would you pay $17,000 for it?  That’s what it costs at itsmybinky.com.  The site is so lame.  They also sell personalized binkys.  What the hell does a kid who cannot speak or read, need a personalized binky for?  So when they are at daycare at six months old and they drop it, they can tell little Gabbriellya (yeah, TPT spells kids names like that now.  They will be the Phyllis and Marions of their generation one day along with the Ashleigh and Mauras of mine) to step off and learn how to read?  Fakata is what that is!


10 Responses to “Fakakta!”

  1. Kevin Wolf Says:

    It’s such a close up view, with nothing to indicate scale, that it took me a second to realize it was a binky and not a (1) chastity belt (2) butt plug or (3) insert any sex toy here.

    On second thought, please DO NOT insert.

    BTW, Fakata! would be a great alternate name for this blog.

  2. almostinfamous Says:

    i thought it was a fancy crystal ball-gag.

  3. Yosef Says:

    Speaking of Gabriellya, you must go here.

  4. Chuckles Says:

    And I thought UC had just proposed.

  5. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    No, but he whining about the price of diamonds again this weekend. Gosh, he’s such a whiner. Maybe we need to get him a binky…

  6. fish Says:

    Binky bling is for all the cool Ravers. Can’t be flashin’ w/o one.

  7. plover Says:

    Mmm? Mmmf fm mn mf mrr mfmffmrv? Hmmff?


    Mf. Mff mf hmrfmnv!

  8. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Is it me or is Plover like the best commenter evah?!

    (Just play along because I say it about y’all.)

  9. fish Says:

    This is da bling for the Raver set. Probably comes with a glow stick attachment.

  10. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    That’s so Raver!

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