We Have a Code Maple Leaf Situation


The only ray of sunshine in these necks of
the woods is the World Cup of Soccer beginning tomorrow. I can’t wait
… Go USA!!!

The Uncanny Canadian posted these very words in an e-mail to AG today. This is serious! It first began with the diminishing use of the word, “washroom”, followed closely with his calling Bushtard, “our president” one day a few months ago and now this! Call the Embassy. He is going to want a green card soon. Does he not know he cannot get a decent Molson’s here and watch serious hockey?


12 Responses to “We Have a Code Maple Leaf Situation”

  1. mdhatter Says:

    I wouldn’t turn my back on that one, they’re a sly bunch, those northerners. Some are even doublew agents.

    I’ll even bet he knows french.

  2. madamerouge Says:

    Uncanny! Unthinkable! Go dual.

  3. almostinfamous Says:

    i suggest a trip to america’s heartland, mexico. especially since i will be there in late hune to early july

  4. Yosef Says:

    Hey, there’s serious hockey for a couple more games!

    But he’ll never be a true American (US American that is) until he disavows all love of Soccer.

    And yes, go USA!!!! Which brings me to a conundrum – the Hurricanes are beating Edmonton Monday night, but the US is playing in the World Cup at the same time (I think.) Which do I watch?!

  5. almostinfamous Says:

    better yet, go to MESSICO!

    cause i will be there from 27th june to 6th July.

  6. The Uncanny Canadian Says:

    Yoseph, the US game is around noon I believe. In our division, it will basically be a long long lunch. The US Italy game will be an ever bigger ado, as there are a few Italian postdocs around. So you can watch your stupid Hurricanes beat the finest Canadian team the NHL can offer (sniff) AND watch the US team show off their athleticism.

  7. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Uncanny, what’s the hating aboot?

  8. YJA Says:

    as you may already know canadians are generally nice and well wishing until they are surrounded by their own.

  9. fish Says:

    No self respecting American would actually, you know, watch soccer. Quaint game, cute even, but watch it?

  10. Yosef Says:

    Thanks, Uncannie. I’m happy to be able to watch both games!

    Unadorable, y’all watch out for the papparrazzi this weekend!

  11. Pinko Punko Says:


    I can’t wait for the Italians to EAT IT!

    Then when the Italian Press decries the fix, I will be so happy!

  12. Res Publica Says:

    This American will watch soccer. Or, soccer players at least. Yum!

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