Say What?

I haven’t been the most prolific writer during my free time, so I’m cramming as much in as I can this week.  This is something that happened a few weeks ago.  Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Midniter: well…i think when i was his age, i was out about 5 nights a week 

L: but so drunk u just pee on the damn floor in the bedroom?

Midniter: no, I was never THAT drunk

L: yes last night at damn 2 am, he was too drunk to go to bathroom and he was all over me, when i had to sleep.  his friends dropped him off at 1 am, he didn’t have his key, and i had to wake up early for work.  i had to get up and let him in and then i put him to bed, and then an hour later, he falls out of bed and i hear water

Midniter: i hope you understand why i’m laughing right now

L: and i turn on light and he was peeing on the floor on all fours


Midniter: ROTFLMAO

L: its funny now, but last night i would have killed him

Midniter: i hear that

Midniter: i would have too. i still would, if i were the one having to clean it up

L: so i have to steam clean it and shit

Midniter: on all 4s…pissing.  

L: i couldn’t believe it, and when i turned the light on, he held it, like i didnt know

Midniter: or didn’t notice the wet spot on the carpet

L: well shit i heard him, and when i asked, if he was peeing he said no and then it just poured out again

Now I’ve certainly had my moments of drunken stupidness, but pissing like a dog on the carpet…that’s something new.


11 Responses to “Say What?”

  1. madamerouge Says:

    arf! arf!

  2. Chuckles Says:

    If he could stop it, then he could have made it to the bathroom.

  3. almostinfamous Says:

    well at least he didnt pee in the shower.

    now THAT would be nasty. and i speak from (really bad) experience.

  4. midniter Says:

    Share AIF, share!

    And at least you don’t have to steam clean the shower 🙂

  5. almostinfamous Says:

    no, but i had to steam clean my foot… i think you get the idea.

  6. midniter Says:


  7. Res Publica Says:

    AIF is into golden showers!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Seriously, though, I hope “L” is who I think it is, so I can pee on myself from laughing so hard.

  8. midniter Says:

    Yes, “L” is exactly who you think it is.

    Oh, and the thing of us moving to California is dead. Now he’s probably going to go to Iraq for a year.

  9. Res Publica Says:


  10. Res Publica Says:

    Also, maybe if he fucked around with people his own age, they’d be potty trained!

  11. Res Publica Says:

    He needs to really have that professionally cleaned, or else all the other tramps will smell it and want to pee on the same spot.

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