Question #2

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Honest answer again, please:

When does one change the sheets in one’s spare bedroom?

A. After each guest leaves and before the next arrive
B. After two unrelated guests have slept on the bed
C. Never, it’s all about the global warming and free love
D. Spare bedroom? AG, the maid does that.

Seriously, AG needs to take this one to a vote.

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18 Responses to “Question #2”

  1. dasc Says:

    Lisa does A. In fact Lisa does the whole house every two weeks. I on the other hand have moved and then threw the old sheets back on my bed at the new address.

  2. teh l4m3 Says:

    Sheets? What are these sheets of which you speak?

  3. YJA Says:

    A. A for sure.
    Not B not C it’s A!
    ALWAYS A! You got it?
    It’s A.

  4. The Uncanny Canadian Says:

    E. Just before they start to smell

  5. fish Says:

    I find if you put plastic over the sheets, then you never have to change them. (rubber is okay too and in certain neighborhoods, easier to find).

  6. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Fishstick, don’t be cute. Do you want to sleep on the couch with UC?

  7. Snag Says:

    Depends on what color the sheets are.

  8. BOSSY Says:

    Spare Bedroom?

  9. Pinko Punko Says:

    Oh great, I have wallowed in Chuckles, is that what you are saying? Oh, wait, Chuckles has wallowed in PP and GC!

    Never mind!

  10. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    No, Chuckles had new and clean sheets. He was the first on the new bed. It’s the Uncanny Tanney I am feeling sorry for right now.

  11. almostinfamous Says:

    i sleep on the floor, voluntarily. i have no use for these sheets of yours

  12. glenda Says:

    Well, truthfully, most of my guests are also family, so I have no problem asking them to strip the beds when they are leaving and throw the sheets downstairs to wash. It may take me a few days to get them back on, but they are always clean…

  13. Adorable Girlfriend Says:

    Thanks Glenda. This is what I am saying! How hard is it for UC to simply either do it himself or let AG do it. It’s so gross.

  14. teh l4m3 Says:

    Me, I prefere the bare, old, urine-smelling, meth sweat-stained mattress on the beer can-littered floor. That to me sez klass!

  15. Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker Says:

    As sergeant-at-arms of the local Martha Stewart Apperication Club, this is a question into which I can sink my teeth!

    Sheets should, of course, be changed after the first night of your guest’s stay (especially if you had hot monkey sex with them,) and every few days afterward during their stay…it’s a way of saying that you care, even if you don’t! It’s a good thing! Be sure to use only American cotton sheets, as the sale of Egyptian cotton only serves to bring aid and comfort to the enemy…and that would be a bad thing.

    Hope this helped.

  16. Brando Says:

    Only after the sheets walk out and demand to be washed.

    No, it’s A. I’d probably change them again if the guests stayed longer than a week.

  17. Thom Says:

    A.

    Only because – why not?

  18. ahykbpfvdu Says:

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