Archive for the ‘Media whores’ Category

Kevin Bacon

August 2, 2006

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Don’t really know why, but AG doesn’t like Kevin Bacon. He’s just not that great of an actor in AG’s opinion, he was never worthy of Jack McFarland’s stalking and what is up with this website?

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Those Crazy Kids in North Carolina

July 21, 2006

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Got this little gem via e-mail last night:

RALEIGH, N.C. — A state judge has ruled that North Carolina’s 201-year-old law barring unmarried couples from living together is unconstitutional.

A lawsuit challenging the law was brought last year by the state chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union on behalf of a former Pender County sheriff’s dispatcher. Deborah Hobbs, who had been living with her boyfriend, quit her job in 2004 after Sheriff Carson Smith demanded she marry her boyfriend or move out if she wanted to work for him.

State Superior Court Judge Benjamin Alford issued the ruling late Wednesday, saying the law violated Hobbs’ constitutional right to liberty. He cited the 2003 U.S. Supreme Court case titled Lawrence v. Texas, which struck down a Texas sodomy law.

“The Supreme Court decision in Lawrence v. Texas stands for the proposition that the government has no business regulating relationships between two consenting adults in the privacy of their own home,” Jennifer Rudinger, executive director of the ACLU of North Carolina, said in a statement.

She added that “the idea that the government would criminalize people’s choice to live together out of wedlock in this day and age defies logic and common sense.”

The suit names Smith, the state and Attorney General Roy Cooper as defendants. The state attorney general had argued that Hobbs couldn’t challenge the law because she wasn’t charged with a crime.

A spokeswoman for Cooper said Thursday that lawyers were reviewing the decision and hadn’t decided on whether to appeal the decision.

In part, the law states: “If any man and woman, not being married to each other, shall lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed and cohabit together, they shall be guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor.”

About 144,000 unmarried couples live together in North Carolina. The ACLU says North Carolina is one of seven states with laws that prohibit cohabitation.

Now, if only I could get an abortion, marry my lesbian lover, actually own the property my home sits on and drop a few tabs in my living room, I’d believe the Supreme Court is actually looking out for the American public in their private homes.

Worth Taking a Visit

June 21, 2006

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Robola posted a wonderful BBC video about the fear of terrorism. It’s worth taking some time at lunch or later tonight to watch. Maybe we should send a link to Sean S. and cobag and co.

Great Whores of American Journalism: Campaign 2008

May 24, 2006

First in an Ongoing Series

right in my mouth, Senator!

Laura Blumenfeld: Clueless Fuckwit, or Pervert Monkey-Lover?

If you were perhaps thinking that 2006 is a little early for the Washington Post and NY Times, the two great brothels of the eastern access-whore establishment, to start bashing Democrats and blowing Republicans – well, Dear Reader, think again! It’s NEVER too early to get a head-start on ensuring the maintenance of the whore-friendly status quo that the whores helped to bring about in 2000, helped to continue in 2004, and are hell-bent on extending in 2008.

To whit, behold the NY Times taking a probing and timely look at the intimate lives of the President and First Lady. What kind of freakish dysfunction lies behind the placid façade? I can’t WAIT to find out!

My, but we DO so love our pills!

Photograph courtesy of my new favorite website

Not THAT President, silly buttons! He’s our Daddy! No, we’re talking about THIS President, the hillbilly sex-maniac with the dyke wife. His nightmarish eight-year reign of peace and prosperity nearly bored us to death before he gave us all new a hobby by having tEh sExXx0r!

We come fer yer daughter, Chuck!

 

So anyway, yeah. This year we’re gonna party like it’s 1995!

From the Capital City Whorehouse, we have this rather astonishing combo blowjob-rimjob piece from little Miss Laura Blumenfeld, who straps on her official-issue Washington Post knee-pads and hits the pavement to give Bill Frist the tongue-lashingbath of a lifetime in a soft-core “human intrest story” that should have been called “Post Reporter Overpowered By Frist’s Blood-Drenched, Monkey-Scented Manliness, Forced To Gobble Senate Majority Leader’s Knob”. Or maybe just “Monkey Business”?

Frist listened to the heart; the gorilla’s lub-dub sounded human. “When you’re this close, you feel this kind of oneness with them,” Frist said. The stink of ape sweat and gorilla testosterone soaked his hair and clothes. “Gorillas, people, men.”

BLLAGGHHHHHHHRRHRHRGGGAAAAAHHH!!
Oh, excuse me. I was just vomiting. Moving right along.

In medical school, Frist cut out a dog’s heart and held it in his palm. It continued to beat for a slippery minute.
“Watching it beat, the beauty of it,” Frist recalled. “I decided I would spend my life centered around the heart.”

You know, I think I’ve read something like that before. In the opening chapters of an Ann Rule novel! RUN AWAY, CHILDREN! RUN!

But enough with the senseless slaughter of man’s best friend. Let’s get back to Laura Blumenfeld’s every-moistening panties!

Frist joined the team, as he had on other mornings, tying on a mask. He unbuttoned his business shirt, revealing jungle-pattern surgical scrubs and a pair of hairy, toned biceps.

Then he gazed into her dark, vulnerable eyes and proclaimed in his husky voice, “I’m Dr. Thrustingood, and I’ll be your new gynecologist.” That novel had FABIO on the cover, Dear Reader! Good times.

Anyway, let me wrap up with the shorter Laura Blumenfeld: Republicans possess a more natural and authentic manhood, as evidenced by my schoolgirl giddiness around some old white guy who smells like monkeys.

Something had changed inside of the beast while he slept. Frist smiled and spoke unremarkably from the lectern, reeking of silverback testosterone.

Looks like WaPo and the Gray Harlot have already made their picks for 2006 and 2008, and I’m sure they sincerely hope you’ll enjoy another eight years of having sophomoric soft-core porn like this shoved down your throat with a meat-hose labeled “Political Coverage”.

If by “groove” you mean “Candy’s tongue in his ass”, then hell yeah!

March 22, 2006

Check out the latest hijinx from CNN anchorhag Candy Crowley.

Feed me, Seymour!

Shorter Stephen Miller

March 22, 2006

(from the second hour of this morning’s Diane Rehm Show)

“Everything was so nice before the 60’s and all of that unpleasantness with the coloreds and the unladylike ladies and the homosexuals.”

Extended Remix:

“Genteel, witty repartee is the absolute cornerstone of occidental civilization, and all of these angry negative-nancys with their “issues” and their “grivances” need to calm down, lest the very foundations of the earth crumble beneath us. For an example of the coming apocalypse, just look at how the savage hoard of digital Huns from the Interweb clubbed poor Deborah Howell to death for writing a simple column about American political life, and then burned the Washington Post to the ground! Since this is radio, you can’t see me clutching my pearls!”

I hate Diane Rehm, Part 649

March 22, 2006

Why is E.J. Dionne always the token liberal on Diane Rehm? I mean, I know he works for Brookings, but he’s hardly a flaming progressive. This morning, she’s got him lined up against Byron York, blowboy White House correspondent for the National Review and author of the moderate, thoughtful book “The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy”. Totally fair and balanced.

I’m gonna set Diane’s wig on fire. Anyone wanna come along?

Rehmed Again

March 15, 2006

On today’s show: Can Diane Rehm ever discuss anything without having some tool from the American Enterprise Institute or the Cato Institute as a guest? We’ll discuss this issue with Tooly McMouthpiece of the American Enterprise Institute, Ima Wingnut of the Cato Institute, and some former aging former cheerleader who’s the Senior White House Correspondent and Chief Television Critic for the Washington Post. All this plus your adoring and ill-informed calls, after this news!

behold the glory of my hair!

Golly, we t’aint ne’er met no Presnits befer!

March 15, 2006

Well, Dear Reader, it will no doubt shock you to learn that NPR has sucked it again!

NPR is so thoughtfull and well-balanced!

Morning Edition journalism majors sucking the president’s tiny cock in a thoughtful, well-balanced manner. Wirey glasses added for enhanced sensitivity.

Emphasis: Outside of the effete, corrupt beltway, out where the real Americans live, people still love President Bush. In fact, this bunch of rubes loves him so much, they’re practically crapping themselves because their king president might drive within several blocks of their houses on his way to another rare audience town hall session with hand-picked Republicans the people outside of the palace White House.

100% not mentioned: Some of the lowest approval ratings of any modern American president, according to polls conducted among actual non-hand-picked Americans (the vast majority of whom do not live “inside the beltway”).

I mean really, I was just waking up, so maybe I missed something. Can someone tell me if this story did ANY THING ELSE but accept and extend the “popular president hearts talkin’ to the people” meme that the White House is pushing with this little public relations stunt to begin with?

So thoughtful it made me vomit!

March 14, 2006

I just heard a blurb for a story coming up on NPR this afternoon about all the difficult choices
faced by the poor, unwitting, humble soldier who is in charge of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.

The guy who answers the phone when you call to pledge

Ah! How thoughtful! This is the kind of balanced and insightful reporting made possible by my membership in my local public radio station!

Recipients of American hospitality

Please, just let me die!